i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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