just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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