Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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