you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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