We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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