you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
