i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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