So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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