I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He? As in you personified your dick?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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