Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He felt like a one man threesome
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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