How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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