is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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