i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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