4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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