just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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