After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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