You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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