I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
you inspire me to be a worse person
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize