What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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