I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
