PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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