This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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