just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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