He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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