Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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