i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
