Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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