You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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