How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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