We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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