I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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