They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Semen is not good for contacts.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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