Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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