What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm too high and old for this...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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