You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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