it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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