normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Randomize
