just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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