The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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