remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
