Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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