Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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