just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just ate a handful of salt
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