WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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