ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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