I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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