Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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