found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
