You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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