Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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