Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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