Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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