I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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