Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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